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LINOLEUM
YOU'RE BLEEDING
MORON BROTHERS
PUNK GUY
BOB
LIFE O'RILEY
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
EAST BAY
SOUL DOUBT
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN
BEER BONG
TOGETHER ON THE SAND
NOWHERE
THE BREWS
BUGGLEY EYES
Possesions never
meant anything to me
I'm not crazy
(Cause I got none)
Well that's
not true, I've got a bed and a guitar
And a dog named
dog who pisses on my floor
That's right,
I've got a floor
So what, so
what, so what?
I've got pockets
full of kleenex and lint and holes
Where everything
imporatnt to me just seems to fall right down my leg
and on the floor
My closest friend
linoleum
Linoleum
Supports my
head, gives me something to believe
That's me on
the beachside combing the sand
Metal meter
in my hand
Sporting a pocket
full of shit
That's me on
the street with a violin under my chin
Playing with
a grin, singing G.B.H.
That's me on
the back of the bus
That's me in
the cell
That's me inside
your head
That's me inside
your headYOU'RE BLEEDING
You've got the
beauty,
but that don't
mean a thing
A bland reciprocation,
but that dosen't
bother me
You're happier
with lights on
underneath a
darkened sky
Only in the
spotlight
can you tell
me of your crimes
I understand
the situation, but I can't
Seem to understand
the motivations
you once had
I recall a message
I once left behind a screen
I was entranced,
when you were
never there for me
You're draining,
you're draining me,
I'm not a tub
What ever happened
to the girl I used to hold?
I held in such
a high regard
Where is the
girl who had it all?
I used to think
I wasn't worthy of your cause
I used to feel
so lucky
Until the day
I felt a weakness in my arms
I knew from
where it had been coming
You're bleeding,
you're bleeding me,
I can recall
The passions
you once had,
where did they
go?
I knew a girl
who had it all?
I knew a girl
where did she go?
Talking about
the Moron Bros',
tattooed fingers,
tattooed toes
They're idiots,
losers, they're scum
Taking advantage
of everyone
You're a dog,
they're your fleas
Doing everything
they can to spread disease
They'll take
your beer, they'll take your drugs
Leave with you
microscopic bugs
Their company
is something you won't miss
When your icetrays
are filled with piss
They are the
Moron Brothers
Don't get along
with others
They'll whine,
they'll bitch,
they'll fuck
you if you're rich
They'll leach,
they'll latch,
they are the
itch you can't scratch
Do do do do
do do do do da do do do do etc.
They'll ink your
face, tape your eyelids closed
Tabasco's in
your mouth,
there's mustard
up your nose
When your head
is shaved
you'll think
the worst has passed
Just try to
move your leg
they've put
you in a cast
They are the
Moron Brothers
Don't get along
with others
They may not
go down in history
But they'll
go down on your sister
and your mama,
and your father!
Crazier than
GG, yet more PC than Ian
Got colored
teeth like Johnny
Exudes a vicious
disposition
His hair sticks
out like Colin' did, he jumps
Similar to Springa,
he points his middle finga
Not just he
singer in the band
Voted biggest
asshole
and role model
of the year
Got a face like
Charles Bronson
Straight outta
Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer
in the band
He'll puke on
you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas
He was the punkest
mother fucker
I ever did see
Why Hell in
Detroit he was more punk
than me even
He should've
been on the cover
He should've
been on the cover
He should've
been on the cover
of Maximum Rock'n'Roll
He Spent fifteen
years getting loaded
Fifteen years
'till his liver exploded
Now what's Bob
gonna do now
that he can't
drink?
The Doc said,
"What were you thinkin' 'bout?"
Bob said, "That's
just the point,
I wasn't thinkin'
'bout nothing
Now I gotta
do something else
to pass the
time."
Had someone
shave his head
Got a new identity
Sixty-two holed
air conditioned boots
And a girl who
rides a scooter
to take him
out of town
They could get
away
Riding around,
as the trucks drive by
You could here
the mother fuckers go...
A couple of
lines, an extra thermos of Joe
He'll be kickin'
in heads
at the punk
rock show, yeah
Bob's the kinda
guy who knows just what
Bob's the kinda
guy
who knows just
what to do
When the doctor
tells him to
"Quit your drinkin',
now's the time."
Will he ever
walk the line
To all my friends,
I feel just great
But will he
ever walk the line
Kickin' ass
and bustin' heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he
shaves his head
But will he
ever walk the line?
I sit in my easy
chair
I've got so
much time to spare
because I know
in my future days
I'll have my
lionshare
There's nothing
I like better
than getting
something for nothing
some will tell
you
that nothing's
for free
obviously they've
not met me.
You can have
your cake and eat it too
and there's
plenty of free lunch for you
if you think
you're getting cheated
then you don't
have a clue
you don't know
where you are, or what to do.
I live the lifestyle
they speak of so highly
I live the life...the
life of riley
I say don't drink
and drive
you might spill
your drink
before you get
behind
that wheel,
just stop and think
you can take
your chances
but there's
so much to lose
another bumpy
road,
there's so much
wasted booze.
I'm not so worried
about how many
I kill
I'm much more
concerned
with how much
beer I spill.
35% of accidents
are cause by
pixilated
the other 65%
are not
alcohol related.
What does this
tell us
about the drunk
drivers
they seem to
have a
better record
than
the sober team.
Get outta my
way!
Can't you see
I'm from East Bay?
I know blafs,
I'm down with C.B.U.
I bet I got
way more piercings than you
I just love this
town
My girlfriend
weights 84 pounds
Met her at a
cathouse
where I get
in for free
She don't pay
rent, refer to me
When we go out
tonight,
gotta get my
hair just right
Prodius pads
with 2 inch soles.
I'll get my
picture with Murry Polls
Gotta get those
flyers out
Might get scout
to look out
After that I'll
go far
Fame and fortune,
D.M.R.
Sometimes I feel
my life
is going 'round
in circles
Beneath my eyes
are bluish black
There's nothing
new, no one I wanna talk to
Nothing I wanna
think about, I got soul doubt
I stick My head
out of the window, it's closed
Instead of air,
I get glass stuck in to my head
The city's sounding,
and I can't
seem to stop the pounding
Can't keep my
thoughts
from flying
'round
Not sure what
I am thinking about,
I got soul doubt
A shameless
display,
wearing a smile
full of pain
A frameless
Erte,
a painting without
a signature
She's waiting
for someone to save her
As I pass her
I see Cinderella
She dosen't
fit into the slipper
Like she fits
in a bottle of liquor
There's no one
to take her away
Her eyes meet
mine, she sees right through me
The question
is asked,
Whatcha' gonna
do for me?
I don't want
nothin', just a connection
I gotta know
what she's all about
Cause I know
she's been there
Soul doubt
I stick my head
out of the window once again
This time I
see a thousand faces all too clear
They wear the
same expression,
I've seen in
my face
So many times,
I know exactly how they feel
I know exactly
how they feel
I know just
what they think about
They've got
soul doubt
The white man
call himself civilized
Cause he know
how to take over
The white man
come to pillage my village
Now he tell
me I have to bend over
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
No I don't like
the white man up in me
He rape my people
as he rape my country
Everything I
love and cherish,
he try to take
away
We will be rid
of him, soon come the day
Oh yeah, kill
all the white man
Oh yeah, kill
all the white man
Oh yeah, kill
all the white man
Oh yeah, kill
all the white man
If I want some
beer
I dont want
to brat
about how I
missed the show
because I drink
to slow
so pass me the
beer bong
it wont take
very long
for me to put
down
this torpedo
to the ground
because drinking
beer is to slow
beer bong is
the way to go
to go
to go
dont drink to
slow!
I jack off with my left hand
Together on the
sand
We walked hand
in hand
On the beach
front
She smiled at
me
As she tightly
held my hand
I had my thumb
up in her starbolt
heard she music
played on the radio
So I turned
it off
We walked down
to the water
As I fucked
your Grandmother's Daughter
(that's your
mama)
The wave swept
us away
What a ho.
You can't believe
the things you
see and read
The Soviet threat
Our pseudo enemy
What's scaring
me?
Our foreign
policy
To make the
world safe for business
Call it democracy
Our human nature,
it's all the same
We spend our
lives
in the pursuit
of happiness
So stop the
hate, open the iron gate
It's our destiny
to make the
cold war history
You think I give
a shit
If you're a
socialist
If you're a
capitalist
We've all got
to exist
On this planet
with nowhere to run
The millions
of brainwashed
must open their
eyes
We are one
With us over
here and them over there
Barbed wire
borders are going nowhere
Friday night
we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz
Goin' out to
terrorize goyem
Stompin' shagitz,
screwin' shicksas
As long as we're
home by Saturday mornin'
Cause hey we're
the Brews
Sportin' anti
swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're
the boys
Orthodox, hesidic,
O.G. Ois
Orthopedic Dr.
Martins good for
Waffle making,
kickin' through the shin
Reputation,
gained through intimidation
Pacifism no
longer tradition
Cause hey we're
the Brews
Sportin' anti
swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're
the Brews
The fairfax
ghetto boys skinhead hebrews
We got the might,
psycho mashuganas
We can't lose
a fight,
as we are the
chosen ones
Chutspah, we
battle then we feast
We celebrate,
we'll separate our milkplates from our meat
Common you schmuck,
one more time for revertial!
Have you ever
gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up
with Bo Diddley?
Have you ever
gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up
with Bo Diddley?
You got so loaded,
you thought that she
Was the most
beautiful gal
that you ever
did see
Yeah, have you
ever gone to sleep
with Bo derek
And woke up
with Bo Diddley?
Woke up in the
morning, to your surprise
A couple melons
in tube socks,
And buggley
eyes
Yeah, have you
ever gone to sleep
with Bo Derek
And woke up
with Bo Diddley?
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