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Who's a pretty boy then?
Your girlfriend says when she's got you wearing a tie
You're looking like a puff and you think I've had enough
Stop and take a look at yourself for a while
And you'll know it's time to say
CHORUS:
Cheerio, cheerio
Toodle pip, toodle pip
This is our last goodbye
Don't cry
Cheerio, cheerio
Toodle pip, toodle pip
Our last farewell, goodbye.
Sitting watching Coronation street
You decide to put your feet up, just about comfy in your seat
And she says, I'm feeling hungry
If she sends you out for a bag of fish'n'chips
You'll know it is time to say...
CHORUS
Need a bit of shut eye so you lie on the couch
She is yapping in the background
Baby's things wedding rings
It's not for you, she will never keep her mouth shut
You have to tell her now, once and for all
Coz now it's time to say...
CHORUS
Oh I can't forget a girl I knew
H.O.'s her name, I bet
there's no one else to blame
for I used to be an easy going man
but now I'm the one of the millions
that she's made feel the same
CHORUS:
Oh she's a stick of dynamite
she will go go go
and if you meet her one fine night
you'll know......that
H.O. I told you so
when she gets a hold of you
she never lets go
H.O. your mind will blow
destroy the human race
H.O. I told you so
when she gets a hold of you
she never lets go
H.O.H.O.H.O.
Oh she is going to rule the world
H.O.'s got
the determination and power in her hands
so look out for a blue flash in the sky
blue baby
haleys comet hasn't got a look in now
CHORUS
Oh I am warning you stay clear of
H.O.'s electric danger
to the like of you and me
I've been frightened to do what I say
you'd better lock your door
you'd better hide yourself away...
CHORUS
Alfie, can see
Johnny and Freddie outside the Bronx
and he, will be
happy with this memory
CHORUS:
And it's all echoes, where Alfie goes
the Bronx is in his head
Alfie's home is through, the life he knew
has all gone down... with the Bronx
Alfie, sadly
misses the only true friends that he had
now he, can't see
himself ever being happy
CHORUS
Alfie's home in the Bronx
he belongs in the Bronx
Alfie, now he
Johnny and Freddie remember the Bronx
and the family
Alfie once had in the Bronx
Oh! baby I fancy
what do you mean?
baby I fancy
I know what you mean
oooo ee Hanky Panky
I'm feeling randy
what do you mean?
I'm feeling randy
I know what you mean
oooo ee Hanky Panky
Oky doky hanky panky
oky doky hanky
oky doky hanky panky
oky doky hanky... hanky.
O.K. I'll grant yee
what do you mean
O.K. I fancy
I know what you mean
oooo ee hanky panky
I know that I'm thin and lanky
but I am telling you frankly
what I need is hanky panky
I want to thank ee
don't be silly
I want to thank ee
I know what you mean
ooo ee hanky panky.
Insanity is everywhere,
it's a pity it's everywhere we go... we're mad John,
sirens are wailing everywhere,
wars underway...
Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground,
the score's two one it's the enemy's round,
but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone...
HELLBOUND!
CHORUS:
We're Mad... ca ca ca crazee,
We're Mad... la la la looneys too,
We're Mad... ca ca ca crazee,
Ca ca ca crazee now... Lookout!
Ten thousand soldiers everywhere,
guns on their shoulders everywhere they go... they're mad John!
always a battle everywhere,
madness again Hey!
The wives back home looking after baby,
cry when they see that on the T.V.
their love's been shot, but tonight they made,
HISTORY...
CHORUS
Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground,
the score's two one it's the enemy's round,
but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone...
HELLBOUND!
CHORUS
We are mad it's clear again, that it will always be the same,
it's a fact but really is a shame, that we're Mad Mad Mad Mad
Mad Mad Mad Mad.............
* he's a lot of fun
children everywhere are gonna love him a lot
he's their #1
* told them about the things that he's done
and he's going to share all of his music with them
CHORUS
Rupert, Rupert the Bear
everybody say his name
Rupert, Rupert the Bear
everybody come and join
First of all there was Ray
he went with Deidrie yeh Ray
thought that he was the bee's knee
but now he's left her and she's pleased
and just incase you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
she's a slag.
CHORUS:
everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
big ugly slag
yeh Deidrie's a slag.
Mike Baldwin came like a flash
he had a Jag U ar and cash
Ken saw them at the flicks that night
neckin on he squeezed her tight
and just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
she's a slag...
CHORUS
Ken was next said I love you
why all the o-ther blokes too
Deidrie said what's it got to do with you
it's up to me what I do
and just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
she's a slag...
CHORUS