Hey! hey! hey! hey!
There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road
you go there for for little bits n pieces for your car
and in the office there sits a secretary she's got
Long blonde hair,
Mr Tommy Kowey fancies her...
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I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car
I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car
in Tommy Kowey's car.
At the motor store he was there last Tuesday night
with her I saw, they were kissin at the factory door
but she still tells me, there is nothing going on
with us you see it was Tommy Kowey's wife you saw...
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At the motor store Mr Tommy Koweys gotta
Jag-U-Ar she's never been in it she says before
but now she tells lies, she was havin dinner out
the other night and she went in Tommy Kowey's car...
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I've got asthma and I can not breath
can't breath at all!
I've got an inhaler with me
I am choking and my face is blue
blue and it's getting worse!
I think I will have to lie down... coz
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I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA
yeah I've got ASTHMA...
I've got asthma and I am wheezing
wheezing like mad!
I don't think I will sleep tonight
I think I'll reach for my inhaler
Good idea!
I hope it makes me feel better... coz
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My inhaler needs a refill
what shall I do?
the Chemist is not open yet
blue face, can't breath and I'm still wheezing
dear me! dear me!
I just do not know what to do... coz
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