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My name is Bond! James Bond.
James Bond lives down our street
I've seen him he catches the 32 bus
James Bond lives down our street
sometimes he sits on the back seat with us
he's got a gun strapped to his chest
you can't shoot him in a bullet proof vest
a clever lad but can be a pest sometime
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0.0.7. James Bond lives down our street
Jimmy's a spy but both you and I know
Sean Connery or Roger Moore, that I'm not quite sure
But what I know is James Bond...
lives down our street
James Bond lives down our street
sometimes he gets a helicopter to work
James Bond lives down our street
me dad's oldfashioned and he says he's a jerk
He's always chasing a heavy mob
he should go out and get a proper job
he should go out and get a proper job sometime
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Down our street there lives a spy
says he works for M.I. 5
he's always a star when you're having a party
says he went to school with Russel Harty
he's a real smarty
he is a real smarty.
My hair is Blonde! dyed blonde!
(ring, ring) Hello, It's Olga. Can I speak to Kendra please?
Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone.
Do you want to speak to him?
Ahhh...I cannot!
I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Ramside Hall, in Durham
so sweet and tender but she didn't even see me at all, no
She looked so nice, she smelled so fine, oh how I wished that Kendra was mine
five foot one, and eyes that were blue, a smile that made me melt oh what could i do?
I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick, yes.
If I came srtaight to the point it would do the trick, yes.
I asked her if she'd like to go out with me,
She said that she was flattered but I just couldn't see why she said...
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Ahhh, Olga... I cannot
My boyfriend's sitting on the seaty
he does not want, you to see me, so
Olga... I cannot.
I was really de-pressed what could I do, I was blue
I'll ring her up again, in a day or two... On Monday
Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky
hows about now, baby, come out with me and she said...
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I would if I could but I don't think I should
I can't, well I can, but I shan't, It's not good man
Olga... I cannot
I'm sorry that I ever ran,
She said, "Don't be dafted, ahh Olga man"
I want to see you don't get me wrong
I'll contact you soon, It won't be long....
but at the moment... I cannot
I called Kendra another 50 times on the phone... yes
she agreed to meet me but I should have known... yes
I wound the window down, in the Rolls Royce
I said "jump in the back" and then I heard a voice
start to say... start to saayyy... start to saaayyyyyy
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I'm going to Laurette, for my holiday in Spain
but when I get back, I still cannot begin, so
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I talked it over with me mum and me dad
but even me sister and the dog thinks you're mad
so Olga... Olga.... Ah, Olga... I cannot
I'm sneezing, I'm wheezing, I'm freezing
I'm outside with no coat on
I turned the lights on, where she'd been
She's with him, she'll kiss him, now it's grim
Again for me I'll, In the meanwhile
Just cry my blues away
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I go down, down, down, down,
To Griefsville
Oh sitting on the windowsill
I got sick, I got ill
I've got no more time to kill
cause I am in Griefsville
Oh, I am red, got a bad head
cause she said, she can't see me
I'm upset, cause I can't get what I want
why should she, how could she
not see me, today I'm gloomy
She's threw me, out and I'm blue again
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Gaahhh, I'm blue, Gaahhh, what can I do
Gaahhhhh, alright!
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